judgem3ntal-fucks:

it’s 10pm and my dad comes and yells in my room DO YOU WANT SOME BACON, I HAVE TONNES OF BACON he then pulls out from his back a plate full of bacon , my life is complete, thank you dad

(via judgem3ntal-fucks)

me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

Dear yahoo,

This is a polite message begging you not to change anything on this site. This means:

• Allow tumblr porn. (fanfics, fanart and actual porn etc.)
• No fucking weird smileys.
• No links
• No proper blocking system. 

DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING.

Yours sincerely,

Every single blogger on here. 

(Source: thebloodonmyhandscoveredtheholes, via methods-of-keeping-you-clean)

fuckmyheartache:

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

Apply some cold water to that burn

(via mickey-mouses-lover)

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

(via adoringsunshine)

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

(via hotboyproblems)

watevuhh:

veleties:

Have you ever met someone 

And they’re so fucking perfect in every way.

And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing.

The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.

sigh

(Source: deaddirkstrider)